Google's Android Siri :P

Here is Google's inevitable me-too copy of Siri on Android:

"Android-Siri, I'd like to schedule a meeting at 1pm"
"I can do that, but wouldn't it be nice to drink Coca-Cola today?"
"What? No, Android-Siri, just schedule a meeting 1pm"
"I have five ad offers of increasing CPM value, most notably from Nike and McDonalds."
"WTF Android-Siri, I'm driving a car! Just schedule a f* meeting for me!!!"
"Would you like to buy a new car at your local Nissan dealer 2.51 miles away?"
"You piece of s*, Android-Siri!! I'm gonna hit that pol.....!!!" [END OF LINE TONE]
"Do you want me to post that on Google+ for you, Dave?"