If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her
So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit!
P.S: Partly by me and partly by my friend (who happens to be a woman!!)
lol!
ReplyDeletehey thats a really nice one...
dint see the end coming... :)
And if you give her money??? :P :P
ReplyDelete@ phoenix, lolz!!
ReplyDelete@ divinediu, well!! If you throw her money, it might multiply and turn into gold but she won't return it to you! So u end bankrupt!! lolz! what say?
:D
ReplyDeleteOh wow. Yeah. She buys jewelry . Gold rates increase.
No, you end up richer. :)
You don't get to feel the greenbacks tho. :P
LOL! :P
ReplyDeleteLast line was fab..:D
Too good,eh!
hello!
ReplyDeletehope you can also visit me...i just got back to blogging again. :-)
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Lol! Nice Shraavn.. Especially ur rply 2 divi made me in splits???
ReplyDeleteHow she'll multiply if u giv her love, gifts???
Karthik... :D
ReplyDeleteDon't traumatize Shrav too much. :P
He may give up writing poems the way both of us are cornering him. ;)
Sorry.. posted with qn mark instead of exclamation mate!!
ReplyDelete@ crystal, Last line was mine, and I guess that's the most true of all the lines.. lolz!
ReplyDelete@ divi, wooh! Yeah, she multiplies the money alright, but she doesn't give it back! So ends up as a loss for me anyway!!
@ flowers, sure, I'll jump in and subscribe!
@ karthik, not necessarily!! She could multiply that love and give it back! Actually, it depends! The returns are something unexpected (but you can definitely expect a multiplied return)! Why don't you try it out and tell me!??
@ divi again, lolz!! Maybe I should quit poetry, cos I'm horrible, not cos you both are cornering me!!
Shrav, shut up, willya? Your blog is good. You write well. The poem was nice. Don't stop either.
ReplyDeletelolz!!! :) Okay if you say so!
ReplyDeletehahahahahahaha!!!!!!
ReplyDeletehey tats cool the last line was ..funy at leest to mee..lol
ReplyDeletehmm wat make u to praise women so much..
SIMPLY SUPERB!
ReplyDeletedunno if this is relevant but il still go ahead:
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"
sorry wrong typos...its makes*
ReplyDelete@ anindita, wheww! I got a laugh from someone!
ReplyDelete@ priya, It was kinda a hidden dig at women with praises showered all over!
@ swathi, Lol! You're welcome!
ReplyDeleteLOL nice one
ReplyDeleteMade me smile today :)
hehe
ReplyDeletenice one!!
Hie!!
ReplyDeletetht was literally worth reading..
something like dheere wala jhtka end me zor se laga
hilarious :D
great piece.
ReplyDeletethe last line - a real wow.
visiting your blog for the first time. interesting
@lelz, making you smile just makes my day!! :)!
ReplyDelete@ richa, exactly:):) You found out what I meant to do!!!
ReplyDelete@kochu, hey:) Do keep reading:) Nice to know that you liked it!!
ReplyDeletelol.. that was a nice one :)
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